Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

I have been sick for days now.  Can't germs give a sista a break during her winter break?  When I was thinking snowy relaxation over my break I didn't image that snow would be from flakes of overused Kleenex stuck to my face and I didn't think that relaxation would be from NyQuil.

Also, I have some very violent sneezes.  Hiccups too sometimes, but the sneezes I am having during my bout with the sniffles have been extreme.  It's like they start at my soul and radiate outward like earthquake shockwaves.  Except that they don't always make it out to the surface so it just causes a tsunami.  A facial tsunami of itching. 

One of the world's biggest sneezes.
Comes or goes as it pleases
Tries to bust through my face like the Kool Aid Man*
Spreading germs around to whomever it can.

* In case you come from some sick and twisted place where kittens punch people and there is no Kool Aid, click here to see an example of the Kool Aid Man.  Oh Yea!