Jerry Seinfeld

I read on CNN.com* that Conan O'Brien is not living up to CBS's expectations and they are looking to replace him.  One of the people who they are considering is Jerry Seinfeld.  So I am taking a deep breath and preparing to take a hit I thought I could avoid: I do NOT like Jerry Seinfeld.  I don't think he is funny, I don't think his show was that funny, I don't find him charming, and I have no idea why anyone would be an adulterer with him.

All the characters on the show including Seinfeld were jerks and while some episodes were kind of funny (when Kramer and Jerry switch places) most were not (pretty much any other episode.)  And who leaves his wife for a younger woman when you look like him (or anyone) and doesn't even pretend to be contrite?  He has a big IOU out to karma.  I thought I could live the rest of my life not pointing out my distaste for Seinfeld professionally, personally, and comically but now that he might come back I couldn't hold back.

I heard Ellen was also a possibility so if Conan has to go I am voting for her.  She would never cheat on Portia.

The whiny comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
I can't believe how long his show held.
With a nose that was roundish but a voice that was flat.
His only comedy was asking "What's the deal with that?"

* Actually I read that on my (second) favorite blog wwtdd.com, I don't like to read CNN.com on accounta how much reading it takes.  Shoot man, this ain't a skool, show me in pikters!