Ho Ho Holiday Cheer

I am usually anti-union, but perhaps we do need to form a Santas union.  There is a serious discrepancy between some Santa's standards and others.  If you don't know what I mean, then I am guessing you live in Turkey.  Under a rock.

The red-suited Santa Claus
His beard is sometimes made of gauze.
He serves as some people's holiday muse
Except when he is dirty and downing booze.