Anyway, I understand that there is a vast cultural divide between most Americans and anti-American terrorists (think Americans are from Mars, terrorists are from some unnamed planet that orbits around a crumb in the Oreo shake that is an astrological map.) In an effort to close this gap, I want to reach out to the [insert kind of clothing] bombers and give you this advice: if you want to be taken seriously maybe don't stuff TNT into your underoos. Do you have any idea how funny we think the word explosive is when combined with parts that fit into underwear? Clearly you don't.
Also, here in America we have a saying passed on from parents to children: always wear clean underwear. This saying is generally used to warn children of the possibility that things may happen during the day that are outside the scope of their expectations. But how did this guy did not expect that under any circumstances people would see his underwear? Because I can't believe that you have all this knowledge to play with your little chemistry set but you can't mix up a little laundry bleach.
You can tell from the charring on the image that he tried to detonate, but something didn't go quite right. Still, there is a pretty sizable hole you-know-where. I would consider myself a fairly classy gal but I am almost physically unable to stop from typing jokes about that hole. So I'll leave it at this message from me to the underwear bomber: it appears that you went from being a huge a-hole to having a huge a-hole.
I think that pretty much sums (bums?) it up.
The Nigerian would-be terrorist
Will certainly be quite pissed
When he sees all the American talk show jokes written with aplomb
Using the phrase explosive underwear bomb.
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