Netflix

Ok well I've been sick which is so annoying, but mostly because I get bored really easy.  One thing (perhaps the only thing) I have been enjoying is Netflix, God love 'em.  They have an option to watch instantly on line and it is the only thing that has kept me from going totally batty.

I have the two videos at a time so I can have one while one is on its way there or back and, trust me, it's the bees' knees.*  And I've just today gotten a disk for my PlayStation 3 so I can order freakin' movies directly to my TV - sa-weet!

To the glorious founder of Netflix
Whose two-at-a-time policy is helping dudes to get chicks.
Gather with friends to watch Troy's great sword battle
Then have the lady over for some Sleepless in Seattle.

* I'm not going to lie, I spent less time writing this post than I did pondering where the apostrophe goes on bee's/bees/bees' knees.  How many bees have these knees?  Talk amongst yourselves.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

I have been sick for days now.  Can't germs give a sista a break during her winter break?  When I was thinking snowy relaxation over my break I didn't image that snow would be from flakes of overused Kleenex stuck to my face and I didn't think that relaxation would be from NyQuil.

Also, I have some very violent sneezes.  Hiccups too sometimes, but the sneezes I am having during my bout with the sniffles have been extreme.  It's like they start at my soul and radiate outward like earthquake shockwaves.  Except that they don't always make it out to the surface so it just causes a tsunami.  A facial tsunami of itching. 

One of the world's biggest sneezes.
Comes or goes as it pleases
Tries to bust through my face like the Kool Aid Man*
Spreading germs around to whomever it can.

* In case you come from some sick and twisted place where kittens punch people and there is no Kool Aid, click here to see an example of the Kool Aid Man.  Oh Yea!