Boyfriend Orientation, Pt. 1

I always think it is important for a couple to communicate.

That is why I have instituted boyfriend orientation. Orientation allows you to tell that special guy in your life some things that you really just don't like. That way he doesn't waste money or effort doing something or giving something that you don't care for, and you don't have to pretend to like it.

I have a "few things to avoid" in my boyfriend orientation. The first is a certain kind of flower, which I find repulsive for the below reason. On a more positive note, I love getting flowers - particularly when they smell so fresh! (Mmmm...I am thinking of you, stargazer lily...)

Boyfriend education poem:

Hydrangeas are romantic.
Lilies are sweet.
But don't send carnations
'Cause they smell like feet.