Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Justin Time To Feel Old

Ok, could I feel any older?

'Cause frankly, I'm not that old.  I never had a Commodore 64 and I am not old enough to have an original opinion about Reganomics.  I know who Tutti and Jo are but I think mostly from reruns.  I did have a crush on Alex P. Keaton but I'm a red blooded American female so what do you expect?

But here's the problem: what the heck is with this Justin Bieber kid?  I really and truly want to dislike him.  First of all, what is with that hair?  This is not an uncommon hairdo for young dudes these days and I cannot imagine why that is.  I call it the che-hairy because their head looks mostly round and juicy like a big piece of fruit.

Aside from the ridiculous hair, he is disturbingly mature for his age.  And I happen to know from years of interaction and watching TV that males don't mature quickly so this must be an act.  I just find it creepy that he is 16 and hitting on thirty-something women.  Seriously, am I old or what?

Che-hairy:
Choosing to chop your locks
So they sway like soft grass in a field
And then set like a circular cherry.


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