Spring Breakdowns

Ok, so I am about to flip out if I don't get a vacation soon.  I am tired of my house, of my bed, of this town, of this weather.  I could really use some beach time if we're getting specific.  Or maybe just some time out of town, anywhere.  Anywhere I say!!

Then I discovered that my spring break is coming up.  Usually spring break is about as interesting to me as the final episode of The Bachelor, that is it goes uncelebrated and mostly unnoticed except for everyone talking about it.  Once I posted on my facebook that I was looking forward to summer break and a friend commented that she wished she had summer break and I had to remind her that when you work and go to school my summer break was her regular schedule [icy glare.]

But this spring break is different, I'm not working so I could really go somewhere.  Now I just need to find a rich benefactor to pay for it.  [Cue Debbie Downer "Wa-waaaaah" noise.]

There once was a future attorney
Who imagined a relaxing journey;
Twas a lovely vacation 
To a beachy destination.
As they carried her off in a gurney.