My sister is hilarious. Funnier than I am, and I say that begrudgingly and with a huge eye roll because of all things I like to be, funny is up there. At the top. So when I say she is funnier than I am, take that for the huge compliment that it is.
Luckily for me, she doesn't go out much so there is still hope that those unexposed will still think I am the funniest.
Mollie
Mostly skipping out
On social events.
Loves to talk about her vices
Like they're all past tense.
If she doesn't crack you up then you have no
Effing sense.
About The Plogger
- Alisa R.
- Dallas, Texas, United States
- I try to live every week like it's shark week. Here are some things I believe: hands are interesting but feet are a little sketchy, law school is the mental version of breaking a jaw so it will reset into another shape, it is OK for men to wear pink if they call it salmon, watching television is getting a jump start on next century's anthropology classes, if no dogs like you then you need to take a careful look at yourself. In summary, um, I'm just a gal trying to improve her writing.
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