Today is my friend Tad's birthday. Tad is a lovely fellow, and his father is my favorite local politician of all times even though he is in an entirely different state.
Tad would help you feel better even when you are experiencing women problems which makes him very uncomfortable. He would also feel terrible if he ever spilled beer all the way down your Halloween costume but he would be gentleman enough to let you wipe the foam from your cleavage on your own.
He would take care of your dog for a week if you needed him to, but don't expect that dog to have any respect for authority when you get it back. I will always keep him very close to my heart, but very far from my golf cart.
Tad
Thickly accented - clearly from South Carolina
Apt to be a politician, but not the kind that causes angina.
Defends insurance companies and their defective products from China.*
*Actually his court cases are usually car accidents, but do you have any idea how hard it is to rhyme Carolina and keep it PG-13? Also I looked up angina and you can say it both ways.
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