The Roots of All Evil

Ok, so this is apparently old news but The Roots are the house band on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon?  Uh...what?  Man that used to be a good band.  They were the kind of band that attracted people who liked bands.  Music lovers' musicians. 

And how they are a culturally updated Paul Shaffer...yikes.  So now they play the intro to Paris Hilton interviews?  There is nothing sacred in this world.

The previously awesome band The Roots
Is now licking Jimmy Fallon's boots.
They used to rock a beat and had fans quite devout.
But that was all before they decided to sell out.