Labor Day Plans

This Labor Day, I have the coolest plans. My friends are getting married and I will be bridesmaid-ing for the weekend.

I won't say where this will go down for the purposes of securing my identity and theirs, and because I don't want anyone showing up and drinking alcohol that rightly belongs in my stomach. But suffice it to say there will be seersucker, mint juleps, a blue flag with a crescent moon and palm tree...and it is probably a lot cooler* than where you are going to be.

There was no immediate point to telling you this now, other than to rub it in.

Long weekend nuptials haiku:
Labor day wedding,
An extra day of fun and
hangover healing.

* The awesomeness kind of cooler, but also maybe temperature cooler.