Happy Fat Tuesday Everyone!

A soldier named private McGraw
Went down to celebrate Mardi Gras
He awoke with head pain
And gasped "No, not again!"
Where his helmet belonged was a bra.

Bye Bye Blog-tober

So as I said I am going to New Orleans this weekend. I am going not only for Halloween, but also for my sister's bachelorette party. This is going to be crazy fun because all 8 of us are dressing up as a version of Jennifer. In light of this excellent group Halloween theme (thanks to KK for the coordinated costume idea) I have decided to redo a subject that I have already written about this month: my sister Jennifer.

This one is a little different though, because it spells out what each of our costumes were. How fun to be able to dress as someone you know and love, and how cool to have 8 people walking around dressed as past, present, and future versions of you. Jen herself got to be "bridezilla." Good times!

Anyway, I think I owed a good longer length poem because honestly, I skimped on a few this month.

Jennifer

Jumper pajamas wearing a pillow on her head.
Embarrassing poop costume with a story she dreads.
No longer newlywed with her girly parts "closed."
'N plaid high school uniform with a little leg exposed.
In sorority shirt with a hangover after a night that was wild.
Filling maternity clothes when she is with child.
Evaluation Jen who tests and cares for students.
Raging bridezilla for fun, but she is actually quite prudent.

NOLA

I'm going to New Orleans for the weekend. Let me just say this, if you have never been to New Orleans for Halloween, you have never really done Halloween.

The End.

NOLA

Numerous costumes that won't make you yawn
Overly cheap booze until (at least) dawn.
Listening to music like Taj Mahal.
Awaiting a burger at Port of Call.