Sixty Nine

This is in honor of my blog reaching 69 unique hits.* Normally I would add a picture or link or something to the top of the entry but I'm sure as heck not typing sixty nine into google image search.

A haiku for you, the number 69:

Can't live in peace as
Seventy's neighbor, always
the butt of crude jokes.

*Unique hits excludes multiple page views from the same IP address in the same hour, but still about 55 of those were me obsessively checking to see if I had any more hits.