Thursday, July 15, 2010

Movies and Dreams

In passing today, I saw a preview for some really crappy movie (I already don't remember which one) and the said something like "The most sexy fun you will have all summer!" and I thought to myself, that is probably true.

How sad is this story?  I had a dream the other night that I was competing in a Miss America-like competition and the announcer accused me of really being a man.  The whole audience was laughing at me.  I was there on the stage, the recipient of everyone's mockery and disgust and I was perfectly happy.  Because I was running through the elements of defamation and invasion of privacy thinking what a wonderful case I had.

Nothing can help me now.

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