Perambulation Procrastination

Perambulate (verb) meaning to walk about, to stroll, to roam or to travel over for the purpose of surveying or inspecting.

Why is it that committing to physical activity is so difficult?  I am no cheater (I pay taxes, I play fair poker, I have never been on the show Cheaters) but I CAN NOT commit to just a simple walk around the block every day.  And frankly I could use it.  And so could the dog.  Even Ricky Gervais does it, while talking on the phone.  And even that is funny when he is doing it.

Suggestions?

Why cannot I not commit to a date
To begin nightly breaks to perambulate?
Making myself almost irate
In an effort to lose just a bit of weight.

Living in the Procrasti-Nation

There is a beast that haunts me and that beast is called procrastination.  For that reason (final paper due tomorrow) I cannot focus on creating a great poem today so just deal with it.  This poem isn't really following the rules of the Clerihew, either, but if you feel that annoyed about it you can get your money back.

Nasty procrastination
Ruining my vacation.
It's hard to enjoy a breakfast spread,
With a paper due date hanging over your head.

Manana!

Right now I am posting this rather than reading about separation of powers in the English Constitutional...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Here is a haiku for now, I may post another later, or I may put it off:

Procrastinating!
I wait until the last line
to admit: I am.

Cheers!