Are You Smarter Than An Infomercial?

[Ed. note: A shout out to Jas who told me about this video.]

Someone out there in the world spent time splicing together all of the "before" scenes from infomercials.  And God bless this person.  If you ever are having a bad day, please drop whatever you are doing and view this video.  No matter how bad your day is, at least you can do things like wear a blanket, crack an egg into a pan, walk past a garden hose without tripping, and remove your own shoes, just to name a few.



Some individual's incredible ineptitude
Putting into perspective
Your feeble failures.

Jas-ersize

Today is my friend Jas's birthday.  Aside from his as-of-yet unrealized promise to guest write on this blog he is a pretty decent guy.  We have been friends since eleventh grade when I challenged him with a movie quote which he immediately identified.  We have had our ups (Mardi Gras birthday celebrations) and our downs (when he monopolized my boyfriend with guy time) but as with most of our group from high school we are still good friends. 

If I'm being serious, it has mostly been a lot of good times.  So, you want to be my friend forever, feel free to take a crack at the quote if you want: "Get down and give me...infinity!"  [Not you Jas!  You're already in.]

There once was a fellow named Jas
Who quoted movies with great pizazz.
He'll ace any test
Because he's obsessed.
Wonder 'bout what kind of life he has?