Showing posts with label Bed Bath and Beyond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bed Bath and Beyond. Show all posts

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Bed and Bath, Beyond Navigation

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
- Frank the Tank from Old School when asked why he wasn't drinking at a party.

Today's word is tortuous (adjective): Marked by repeated turns and bends; as, "a tortuous road up the mountain."

When I saw the word of the day, I knew right away what I was going to write about.  I had to go to Bed Bath & Beyond today and maneuvering a full size shopping cart around that store is like trying to park one of those huge trucks with eight wheels in a compact parking spot.  Doesn't really fit!

Steering around Bed, Bath  Beyond
In a cart with one wheel that will not respond.
Taking a path shaped much like a coil
In aisles too narrow for even Olive Oyl.