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Who the eff works in Toyota marketing?

I am a little behind the times but did you know that Toyota changed their motto to "moving forward" sometime before today but after they started having problems with their brakes.  As in, drivers could not stop their Toyota vehicles from moving forward.

I have thought up a few more award-winning slogans
BP: We're operating in the black, and now you are too!
Ford Pinto: Try riding in one, it's a blast!
AOL Dial up: You'll spend all your time on our internet service!
Asbestos: Our insulation keeps out the highway's death prattle.
Pixy Stix: We wouldn't let a juvenile diet beat us. (Diat-bet-es...anyone?)

Red Rider BB Gun: Our safety control has crossed their Ts and dotted their eye.

Now to cap it all off, here is an outstanding piece of invisible poetry:






Ha!  Now, wasn't that fantastic?